A Maryland man took relating to President Obama a little too far. He claimed to be related to the First Family and tried to make a withdrawal from their bank account!
Johnnie Gooden told a bank teller in College Station, Texas that he is the Obamas' adopted son and wanted some cash. There were two problems with Gooden's story: The teller didn't believe the adoption story for a second...and neither Obama has an account at the bank.
When cops arrived, the agitated Gooden told them Michelle Obama had adopted him on Facebook and promised him money. Upon further questioning, it turned out that Gooden had two outstanding warrants -- and two bags of weed in his pocket, enough to get him cuffed and booked. (Opposing Views)