7 They gerrymandered his district to a republican

6: City no longer allowing step stools at water fountins for short people to use

5:FNP is ready to release breaking news--they found a copy of the black book in his      mustache

4: Can't be Chief and President of Citizens way fight club at same time

3: Mayor stopped giving him free Bagels

2 Going to a city where they still sell spice

1 Finally gets to tell Sheriff chuck Jenkins 'Whose Da man Now"