Thanks to a 3-0 beatdown of Czechia at Mexico City Stadium — a.k.a. Azteca Stadium — Mexico wrapped up group play with three wins to top Group A and move on to the knockout stage.
Sure, anything less than getting out of their group would’ve been a monumental letdown for a competitive Mexican team representing a soccer-mad nation, but fans were still fired up about advancing as dominantly as they did.
How excited? Well, one fan was so pumped he decided to dunk his head into a cotton candy machine.
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The video started making the rounds on social media and… well, it is as advertised.
It is indeed a man sticking his head straight into a cotton candy machine.
He came out of that looking like a sugary version of the Wolfman.
I don’t want to be that guy, but I hope this was the end of the night for that cotton candy stand. Imagine waiting in line for cotton candy, then the guy in front of you does that?
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The vendor would be like, “Pink or blue?” and you’d be like, “I think I’m actually in the mood for a churro…”
Mexican fans are wild. During the 2014 World Cup, some friends and I went to Cancun and watched a Mexico-Brazil match with fans at our resort’s sports bar. That match ended as a 0-0 draw, but it’s still one of the best sports-watching experiences of my entire life.
The place was just insane.
And, if you need further proof of that, may I direct your attention back to Cotton Candy Head?
If this is how he celebrated advancing to the Round of 32, can you imagine what he’ll do if Mexico makes a deep run in this tournament?
I have a feeling it’d make even the “Jackass” crew cringe.
