EDITOR’S NOTE: This story contains explicit language in direct quotations.
Feel free to criticize Kylie Jenner’s Knicks fandom if you want. You’re not going to catch me doing that, and I have a feeling after you hear what she has to say about her journey to becoming a fan, you’re not going to either.
She discussed falling in love with the team on the “Better Half” podcast. She talked about her dedication to courtside outfits, and a desire to become an even bigger fan by one day enhancing her breast implants.
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Kylie’s appearance is being considered, by some, to be one of the greatest interviews of all-time. I don’t allow myself to be a prisoner of the moment, at least I try not to be. I can’t go along with that. Not right now anyway.
I can go along with her being considered a huge Knicks fan. It started, she revealed, when she went to her first Knicks game with boyfriend Timothée Chalamet.
“I never was into it unless it was, like, someone was married or dating someone, and then I would watch it,” Kylie said, reports the NY Post. “It wasn’t until I went to my first Knicks game that I fell in love.”
She knows how special it was for the Knicks to win an NBA championship just a couple of seasons into her fandom and for her to get to witness it all courtside.
“For them to win, I mean, I’m the luckiest Knicks fan ’cause I feel like I am a new Knicks fan … and I got to see them win!,” Kylie admitted.
You can save your breath if you think she didn’t put enough time in as a fan. She more than made up for the lack of hours rooting for the team by sacrificing her style while her feet were on the hardwood.
She often wore a big shirt or jacket due to the difficulties of being a fan with a big butt. She dipped into her closet filled with blue and orange to make sure her crack wasn’t out during the games.
“When you have a big, fat, juicy ass, and you’re sitting down, and you’re wearing a little crop top, it’s just, like, my ass crack is always just out… ,” Kylie told the hosts.
“I always have to bring a jacket or something so I can enjoy the game and not worry if, you know, I’m naked.”
That’s doing what it takes to win. That’s sacrifice for the good of the team, but that’s not all Kylie Jenner had lined up for the discussion. She talked about becoming an even bigger fan of the New York Knicks one day.
Bigger as in enhancing the size of her breasts. She said, “They need to be bigger and more out there. I want my tits to walk in before I do.”
That is how you make a statement. It’s also how you put together a complete argument to counter anything critics of your fandom dare to come at you with. It’s hustle, it’s dedication, it’s winning basketball.
