1)Bald guys are having bad hair day
2)Mosquitoes are the only ones that look comfortable
3)The central air bill just went through the roof
4)You’re sweating in the shower
5)Your ice cream melted before you left Beef N Buns
6)You spent your day standing in front of the osculating fan
7)Your morning jog ended at the end of your driveway
8)You put deodorant under your knees
9) You sit inside the ice cooler
10) You actually can’t wait for January